Urban Dictionary

I feel like being playful. Let's visit the Urban Dictionary to look up some words close to my heart. Seeing as I'm a Natural Mama, let's explore what some cynical youth think of my kind...

crunchy:

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they like include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy If they're going to make fun of someone, at least they can spell Phish correctly.

tree hugger:

Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavors by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.

Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.
This is a pretty narrow definition but I appreciate the capitalist comment.

granola:

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.

Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.
Typical middle class person, yes. But my car was a 1974 volkswagon beetle.

natural:

A natural is a hippie-type person. They don't go all out to look hip, they just live. Like chicks who don't shave their legs and are all baggy and saggy. I mean, its not a bad thing. But like I've seen some people (my mom) who are SUCH naturals. They wear drapey clothing from the ORIGIN.

I saw this chick with dreads and she was such a natural.
I think I have some baggy saggy parts.